A police blotter makes entertaining reading apart from the fact that we never get to find out how it all ended.
5:15 p.m. — A woman from the 15000 block of Wolf Mountain Road reported a small “wiener dog” was in her yard and trying to bite her children.
Oh well, you can always come up with your own scenario and post it in the comments.
Fiction rules!
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